i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
