you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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