He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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