It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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