I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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