If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
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What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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