Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Randomize