Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
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She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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