A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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