i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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