life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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