i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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