Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I wish my penis had an off switch
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
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like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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