I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
