i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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