2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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