i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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