4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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