i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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