You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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