WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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