I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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