spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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