So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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