I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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