at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
be right there i have to get my cape
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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