4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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