Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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