Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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