Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Pants are for mortals
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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