This girl is more easily done than said...
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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