how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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