i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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