I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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