i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I have feelings that need drinking.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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