he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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