I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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