It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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