Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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