Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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