My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
