I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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