I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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