Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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