Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I would fuck him just for his dog
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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