in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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