It's like God shit irony all over that family
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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