And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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