so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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