so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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