bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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