Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize