I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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