Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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