careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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