apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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